You know what my least favorite spot in the world is? The security line at the airport. I mean, what’s worse than the panic of being stuck at the back of the line while your flight boards? I truly believe that the worst of humanity comes to the surface in the security line. First, we have your standard, run-of-the-mill businessman, sweating through his polyester blend button-up and shoving his way towards the front. Then, we have the cat lady. SURE, let’s take twenty minutes to ensure your feline feels calm enough to pass through the metal detector with you. Once,